last night was Tyler D's Halo 2 party. it kicked ass. territories on Turf pwns. Tyler's mom is hot.

friday night, we pwned Batavia. band-wise and football-wise. the Batavia band is really cool. i really hope we see them at a competition soon, even though they're not in our class (hawt chix)

for Snow Angel, i got Vincet. i really wanted Radio Guy ( me = underachiever), but i'll do my best not to fuck up too much with a more important role.

OMGZ!!!! today, mom dragged me to my sister's soccer game, which i didn't want to at first, but i'm glad she did. the other team was really bitchy and yelling at the refs (Jenny (freshman clarinet girl) and Jessica Erwin) the coach was getting on Jenny, so what did Jenny do?

*the following is a re-inactment. the following is an interpretation of how i saw it, which is what really happened*

coach (some really fat bitch in a yellow shirt): "bitchbitchbitchbitch"

Jenny: "I'll see your bitch and raise you a FUCKIN RED CARD!!!!!!!!"

coach: "OMGZ!!!! I'M VANQUISHED!!! BITCHBITCHBITCHBITCHBITCH"

*Jenny then points on says "get offa mah field, ho"*

bitch then goes sits in the porta-potty (no, seriously, no lie)

COMBAT REPORT:

bitch attacked, Jenny defend

bitch vs. RED CARD OF DOOM

RCD VICTORIOUS!

also, Jessica was bringin down the hammer on those yellow-bellied godzilla chicks. pushing this, tripping that, she even whipped out the lesser yellow card of doom. good job to the both of you, even though you'll both probably never read this. meh, i'll retell the stroy tomorrow anyway. only with more AWESOME


i'm changing my name to Heywood Jablome (say that fast, loffle)