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    <title>Trombone Malone</title>
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      <title>pointless</title>
      <link>http://trombonemalone.blogdrive.com/archive/322.html</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2005 02:14:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>i'm only updating this for Jenny. because she won't get off my ass about it. or i'm really bored. or both. let's call it even

if you know me, you know what's going on. if not, then you probably shouldn't worry.

Star Wars Battlefront 2 kicks ass. i've been playing it all day.

i need to get something accomplished over break. maybe i should type the rest of my story... i haven't worked on it in forever.

meh....i have nothing left to say.</description>
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      <title>damn Oakley's....</title>
      <link>http://trombonemalone.blogdrive.com/archive/321.html</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 01:56:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>this song kicks ass.


The High Speed Scene - the IROC Z song


He Rocks his IROC Z
He rocks it well
He rocks his Oakleys and his Oakley loaf from hell
He's spinning donuts out in front of Taco Bell
The girls are wanting him so bad and he can tell

I shred for Hella days
You know I can
4 finger tapping yeah Van Halen is the man
he's making fun because I play in marching band
he's getting action while I get my farmer tan\


hey
there's ego in my way
lucky for me I have the patience of a saint
ready, steady
these days are high and heady
there's so much more left to say
but there's ego in my... (more)</description>
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      <title>fuck Mason. fuck Mason. fuck Mason. oh yeah...fuck Mason.</title>
      <link>http://trombonemalone.blogdrive.com/archive/320.html</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2005 00:06:34 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>except for the marching show, yesterday was a great day.

fuck Mason.

f
u
c
k

M
a
s
o
n


in the ass

with a sandpaper-covered dildo


anyway, i'll leave the negative stuff out and tell the better stuff. it would take up too much room, anyway.

got woken up, went shopping for stuff. got Jenny some pretty purple ear rings and a card. i looked hard for that card. all the other cards sucked. i almost cried when i read the card i picked for her. yeah, yeah, yeah, stfu. i can be a real softy sometimes. I SAID STFU.

at the competition, they were selling carnations. they had red, pink, and white.... (more)</description>
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      <title>hmm....</title>
      <link>http://trombonemalone.blogdrive.com/archive/319.html</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 00:34:02 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>i'm pretty sure that pretty much no one reads this anymore....so why am i updating?

hell if i know...

...yep.


anyway, i went to the UC visual and performing arts college fair tuesday night, and got a shitload of info. mainyl because that they practically threw it at me. the following is a true story. no exaggerations. all 100% true.

ok, let's say there was a person that played *insert instrument except trombone here*. ok, so the college representative would be talking to him in a relatively monotone voice, just going through the basics. capmus this, curriculum that, location location... (more)</description>
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      <title>band humor.</title>
      <link>http://trombonemalone.blogdrive.com/archive/318.html</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2005 00:29:33 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>most, if not all, of these are friking hillarious.

How do you get your woodwind section to sound like the horn section?

Have them miss every other note. 


How do you get a trombone to sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and mess up all the notes. 


Why is the French horn a divine instrument?

Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out of it. 


conductor:
leaps tall buildings in a single bound
is more powerful than a locomotive
is faster than a speeding bullet
walks on water gives policy to god

percussionist:
falls over the doorstep when trying to... (more)</description>
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      <title>W00T!!!!</title>
      <link>http://trombonemalone.blogdrive.com/archive/317.html</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2005 04:44:33 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>i suggest everyone goes here. 

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/09/0927_050927_giant_squid.html

long story short, some Japanese scientists have photographed a living Giant Squid for the first time!

the scientific communtiy rejoices.</description>
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      <title>i love it when she plays with my hair</title>
      <link>http://trombonemalone.blogdrive.com/archive/316.html</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2005 01:51:18 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>somewhat busy weekend.

saturday: competition. cramped bus ride there, enjoyable bus ride home (rode the bus home with Jenny)

today: discovered another fish dead. thought myself: &quot;self, i do think i need to clean this baby out...&quot;. in the midst of pondering a way to do it effectively without making myself and my bedrrom carpet smell like dirty fishtank/cowan lake on a hot day, my mom was like ''let's go shopping'' and i was like ''yay! stuff!&quot;

so, we went to Meijers, bought some fishtank filters, some fish gravel, hair dye, and some other stuff. after that, went to Khols and got me a Stewie... (more)</description>
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      <title>brief entry</title>
      <link>http://trombonemalone.blogdrive.com/archive/315.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2005 15:48:54 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>haven't updated in a while, but i don't care.

me and Jenny are back together as of last night.

this morning, in the shower, a thought struck me: at a young age, adults teach us to be communistic. remember when all they ever told you to do was share your stuff? communism right there. then, as life progresses, we lose it, becomming more greedy. therefore, kids are commies, and who hates commies? Republicans. i think i'm a Republican. i hate kids.


only i can make a connection between hating kids and communism...


...while in the shower...</description>
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      <title>EITHER KILL ME OR HOOK UP HALO 2 DIRECTLY TO MY VEINS!!!!!</title>
      <link>http://trombonemalone.blogdrive.com/archive/314.html</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:36:10 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>last night was Tyler D's Halo 2 party. it kicked ass. territories on Turf pwns. Tyler's mom is hot. 

friday night, we pwned Batavia. band-wise and football-wise. the Batavia band is really cool. i really hope we see them at a competition soon, even though they're not in our class (hawt chix)

for Snow Angel, i got Vincet. i really wanted Radio Guy ( me = underachiever), but i'll do my best not to fuck up too much with a more important role.

OMGZ!!!! today, mom dragged me to my sister's soccer game, which i didn't want to at first, but i'm glad she did. the other team was really bitchy and... (more)</description>
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      <title>kick ass</title>
      <link>http://trombonemalone.blogdrive.com/archive/313.html</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2005 00:23:45 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>well, here it is. the Nate Dawg's Seal of Approval. thanks to Stephanie who gave me to initiative to look for a background, and then agiain to look for the text box in Paint which i completely forgot about. i'd post hers, too so you can all see what hers looked like, but i never saved it to my computer (e-mail attatchment).

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